Just for Laughs - Disc 6

Al Morale - Version 2.0 

Published by Bodine Com. LLC  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Al Morale (2345 KBytes)

Get comic relief from office politics and work woes bybecoming the boss of a virtual yes man and lackey. Fromhis tiny cube on your screen, Al will shower you with funny flattery and comic kudos while you work. He praises your ideas, raves about your work and even laughs at your jokes! Plus Al will address you by your choice of glorified titles. This demo version lets you sample some of Al's 100 lines of flattery and fun. The full version cacn also be used for comic relief in meetings and present

 

AutoInsult - Version 3.2 

Published by Jumping Armadillo Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
AutoInsult (234 KBytes)

A fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. All the word resources are stored in an external file, which allows new dictionaries to be "plugged in". Currently dictionaries in both English andAmerican English are supplied, containing 4 styles (Arabian, Shakespearean, Modern and Mediterranean). AutoInsult will amuse most

 

Bad DOS - Version 1.0 

Published by Adam Rakaska  Platform Win 95/98 
Bad DOS (18 KBytes)

This program looks just like a dos prompt, but when youenter a command all it returns is 'Bad command or filename...'

 

Biorythm98 - Version 1.0.8.79 

Published by Fabrice Meuwissen  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Biorythm98 (460 KBytes)

A simple biorhythm, support French and English. Can help you to take important decision! If you know your birth date, you will know use it! Cool interface and easy to use, no function you will never use.

 

BoldSpeech2000 - Version 2.0b 

Published by Chris Coyne  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
BoldSpeech2000 (1452 KBytes)

Awarded second-place at the Sakis-Prihodko virtualfreeware convention, the BoldSpeech HAIKU generator isa program that uses a grammar and vocabulary to generate haikus and declarations of love. This program is very easy to use and has a beautiful interface. Just imagine, computer generated poetry at your fingertips!

 

Cards Magic - Version 1.00 

Published by Amit Glazer  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Cards Magic (60 KBytes)

This program performs a nice cards magic: You think about a number, and then the program shows you some cards and you need to choose the cards that contains the number you are thinking about. After that, the program tells you the number!

 

Catch Me If You Can! - Version 1.0 

Published by Vladimir Zykov  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Catch Me If You Can! (84 KBytes)

Catch Me If You Can! is a little program that constantly displays a window with random insults, such as "You're a stupid jerk!" or "You are such an idiot!" If you move your mouse over the window, or attempt to close it, it moves away, to a random spot on the screen. And, it stays on top of all your applications! Novice computer users will be completely baffled by this one! They might even call tech support! It's really funny.

 

Catch The Button - Version 1.00 

Published by Chrisss  Platform Win 95 
Catch The Button (101 KBytes)

A simpel Catch the Button, YOU CAN Catch It But, if you Cheat you will be called a Cheater.

 

Caveman Translator - Version 2.2 

Published by Warren Pylypchuk  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Caveman Translator (220 KBytes)

Caveman Translator translates modern day english intoprehistoric caveman. Version 2.2 now allows you to select, edit, or create a new dictionary.

 

Crazy Num-Caps-Lock - Version 1.02 

Published by R.J. Lindelof  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Crazy Num-Caps-Lock (156 KBytes)

This program will toggle the Num Lock, Caps Lock, or Scroll Lock keys every X minutes. You can setup which keys to toggle and how often to toggle each key. Program also has command line support so you could setup a shortcut to toggle each key, and add it to the Windows startup and it would automatically start toggling they keys. The best part about this program is that this program is totally hidden to the user, they will be unable to figure out why the keys areturning on and off.

 

Cup Holder - Version 1.0.0.0 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Cup Holder (116 KBytes)

Cool little program to e-mail to your friends as a great joke. Use this little program to eject your cup-holder!

 

Desktop Revenge - Version 1.00 

Published by John Stainton  Platform Win 95/98 
Desktop Revenge (687 KBytes)

Tired Of your Windows Talking back with Errors? TakeRevenge! with Desktop Revenge! Blast holes in your desktop untill your hearts content.

 

Error Message Generator - Version 1.1 

Published by Vladimir Zykov  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Error Message Generator (87 KBytes)

This program generates random error messages, and displays them every one to two minutes. It generates the messages by putting together different computer terminology in random order, and then adding other things, such asquestions, buttons (Abort, Retry, Fail), etc. Just put it into thevictim's StartUp menu when they're not looking! Worksespecially well with novice computer users, and it's really hilarious when you see the look on the victim's face! Believe me, it works!

 

Fake Delete - Version 3.00 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Fake Delete (125 KBytes)

Simulates deleting all files/folders in the Window directory or whatever directory is passed via the command line. Fake Delete uses the standard Windows delete dialog. This program looks very real, and you are unable to detect or stop it. The custom delete file display list is generated by scanning the computerÆs directory and actually displays the filesbeing deleted. When Fake Delete initially starts, it adds a file to the Recycle Bin to assist in the effect of deleting. If a directory is passe

 

Fake Format - Version 1.00 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Fake Format (144 KBytes)

From the author of Fake Delete now comes Fake Format.This program mirrors the Windows format drive functionality. Once the program is run, no matter which buttons are chosen, Fake Format starts to format the drive. The user is unable to stop, interrupt, or cancel this format. Once the fake formatting is complete, the standard Windows format summary appears. Once the user closes this summary screen, the Close button actually closes the program.

 

Fake War3Demo - Version 1.0 

Published by Dylan du Toit  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Fake War3Demo (119 KBytes)

A cool fake Warcraft 3 Demo! Give it to your friends! They will think Windows is being erased and soon other errors will start popping up! Rather realistic! I just hope Blizzard doesn't sue!

 

FakeVirus - Version 1.0 

Published by Vladimir Zykov  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
FakeVirus (12 KBytes)

This program pretends that it's deleting all of the directories on your C: drive one by one. It claims that it's a virus. Simply put it in the StartUp menu when the victim isn't looking, and they'll think that all of their data has just been deleted!

 

Fatal Error!! - Version 1.0 

Published by Loren Brewer  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Fatal Error!! (5 KBytes)

Fatal Error!! will have you laughing for hours! This neat little program simulates three errors including "Erase data on C:", "Delete OS", and "Format C:" Just slip this harmless little program in some unsuspecting victim's startup folder. When they reboot their computer sit back and get ready for some fun!

 

Father's Day Stand-Alone Free Animated Gift - Version 1.1 

Published by PY Software, Inc.  Platform Win 95/NT 
Father's Day Stand-Alone Free Animated Gift (475 KBytes)

You can enjoy watching this funny animation come to life any time on your computer without having to be connected to the Internet. The self-executing animation can be enjoyed at any time! Feel free to send it as an e-mail attachment to family and friends so they can enjoy it, too! You can change the text of the animation when you run it!

 

FlyFree - Version 1.0 

Published by Tarek Hussein  Platform Win 95 
FlyFree (106 KBytes)

Like having a real fly on your desktop. If you don't like flies don't download it.

 

Gag Program - Version 1.0 

Published by Loren Brewer  Platform Win 95 
Gag Program (5 KBytes)

This is a neat little program that allows you to sit back and laugh at your friends or co-workers as they try to figure out why an Illegal Operation keeps popping up every time they start Windows 95. Just slip this little program in their Startup folder while they aren't looking, and the fun begins!! Thisprogram is completely harmless, and is 100% safe for the computer. (Simply remove it from the Startup folder when the prank is over.) You've simply got to try it!!!

 

GryzClock - Version 1.0 

Published by Mikael Lundvall  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
GryzClock (168 KBytes)

Funny clock that shows the time in binary mode, represented by diods that are either yellow or navy blue. It's a must for all hackers, and anyone else that sees the world in binary mode. Also has a normal clock.

 

Holiday Lights - Version 3.2 

Published by Tiger Technologies  Platform Win 95/98 
Holiday Lights (757 KBytes)

Strings rows of Christmas tree bulbs around the edges of your screen, with festive music playing in the background. The colorful lights flash on your desktop while you continue to work, so it's not just a screen saver (although the program does include a screen saver with gently falling snow and other animations to put you in the holiday spirit)

 

HP Display Changer - Version 2.00 

Published by Matthew Seddon  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
HP Display Changer (123 KBytes)

The result of a post in alt.shenanigans. Using Hewlett Packard Printer Job Language, this program will temporarily change the LED display on certain HP Laserjet printers.

 

Loudmouth Lucy - Version 1.0.0 

Published by Chris Read  Platform Win 95/98 
Loudmouth Lucy (263 KBytes)

Click on Loudmouth Lucy to make her say things. Lucyused to live in a toy cupboard, but now she lives on your desktop. Classic toy from the 70s/80s brought to life on your PC.

 

Message Box Maker - Version 1.1 

Published by Adam Rakaska  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Message Box Maker (30 KBytes)

A message box maker. You can specify what the titlebarshould and message should say, then run mbox.exe and itwill display your message. The other message box makersyou have to configure, then hit a ok button and it will display the message, but in my message box maker, you can run it multiple times without having to re-configure, and it has a separate exicutible for displaying the message. Great for pranks and other such things.

 

Message Manager - Version 1.00 

Published by R.J. Lindelof  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Message Manager (153 KBytes)

This joke program will allow you to setup a message dialog to be displayed on someone's computer. You can specify the text to be displayed, the image, the buttons (up to 9), and when to display the message. Unable to detect that its a joke!

 

MessageBox Maker - Version 1.0 

Published by Adam Rakaska  Platform Win 95/98 
MessageBox Maker (30 KBytes)

A message box maker. You can specify what the titlebar should say, and the message then run mbox.exe and there will be your message. The message box will be an executible that you can run multiple time without having to re-configure. Great for pranks and other such things.

 

Miner - Version 1.0 

Published by Dmitri Bassarab  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Miner (36 KBytes)

Minesweeper Solver.

 

MouseMan!! - Version 2.1 

Published by Grant Minor  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
MouseMan!! (1152 KBytes)

A little face that sits on your desktop and watches the mouse pointer move around. Every so often, the face will do things to let you know that it is there. All sounds and colors are fully customizable. This is a great way to keep yourself company when working long hours.

 

Noisy Keyboard - Version 2.0 

Published by Lior Ostrowsky  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Noisy Keyboard (214 KBytes)

Do you miss the days of typewriters, when you heard adistinctive sound each time you pressed one of the keys? Those days are back when you use Noisy Keyboard. This free system tray-based utility lets you hear three different types of sounds as you hunt and peck your way through another computing session.

 

Noprobl - Version 1.0 

Published by kRiS dEr rasken  Platform Win 95/98 
Noprobl (175 KBytes)

This program shows a few error messages. And then acts lie it is formating your hard drive. If you cancel it will show more error messages. Ending with a message telling you it was a joke.

 

Open/Close CD - Version 1.11 

Published by R.J. Lindelof  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Open/Close CD (116 KBytes)

This joke application will open your CD-ROM drive. Pass on the command line a program to launch and it will open the CD-ROM and then launch the program. Very stealth, unable to detect, unable to stop. Also supports command line option to close the CD-ROM as well.

 

Program/WAV Launcher - Version 1.04 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Program/WAV Launcher (165 KBytes)

This program is a hidden program launcher. This will launch a specified program or .WAV file every X minutes. You setup the program or .WAV file to be launched, you setup the time (in minutes) how often the program/WAV file should be launched. This will annoy off any user. Just think if every 5 minutes notepad.exe would start up, or "you suck" WAV filewould play. Better yet, bundle this program with myOpen/Close CD program and you can make the CD-ROMdrive open every 2 minutes. Just think of the

 

Random Wallpaper Changer - Version 1.01 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Random Wallpaper Changer (175 KBytes)

This program will randomly change the desktop wallpaper to other BMP files at user defined intervals. Completely stealth program will be undetected by all. You just select the directory where the BMP files are stored, and this program randomly displays a new wallpaper. Can be used for a joke or for those people who think change is good. The greatthing about this program is that it runs behind the scenes. The user will not be able to detect why their desktop wallpaper keeps on changing. Command l

 

SAVdoomsday - Version 1.0 

Published by SAV  Platform Win 95/98 
SAVdoomsday (214 KBytes)

Try it it's great fun if you have the nerves!

 

Screen Lights! - Version 1.0 

Published by Software Solutions  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Screen Lights! (31 KBytes)

Christmas lights for your desktop.

 

Scrolling Message I WUV U - Version 1.0 

Published by Ultimate Wedding Network  Platform Win 95 
Scrolling Message I WUV U (200 KBytes)

A scrolling message that says I WUV U WOTS AND WOTS!!Great app to send to loved ones or to cheer someone up!

 

SicPak - Version 1.0 

Published by Absolute Dimension Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
SicPak (133 KBytes)

Four classic joke programs (including "Argh!") that will simulate a DOS environment and turn your victim's hair grey. It outputs insults and jokes to the user. Be sure to read the readme.txt file for the exit codes!

 

Start Moving - Version 1.0 

Published by Lior Ostrowsky  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Start Moving (140 KBytes)

Start Moving makes the Start button move across the taskbar.

 

The Only Truth - Version 1.45 

Published by Chrisss  Platform Win 95 
The Only Truth (118 KBytes)

A small test, to test if your friend is a Good friend. Or Not????

 

The Revenge Pack I - Version 4.02 

Published by Zzzbla  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
The Revenge Pack I (88 KBytes)

Prank Prog! Features from random error messages, funny messages and start/close programs randomally, to background on top, open/close CD drive,and more(total of 17 features). Installed by avenger!

 

The Revenge Pack II - Version 4.02 

Published by Zzzbla  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
The Revenge Pack II (85 KBytes)

All-in-one Prank Prog! Features from random error messages, funny messages and start/close programs randomally, to background on top, open/close CD drive,and more(total of 18 features). Installed by the victim!

 

Tray Animations - Version 2.1 

Published by Mark McIntyre  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Tray Animations (704 KBytes)

Is there a cow on your desktop? Is he munching grass in your task-tray? If there isn't, you can add one with Tray Animations! If you don't like any of the 7 animations included, you can create your own using the built-in animation editor. If editing is not your cup-of-tea, you can download animations others have made from the Tray Animations site! Best of all, Tray Animations is completely free to use and enjoy!

 

Tray Icons - Version 1.0 

Published by RodregoWare  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Tray Icons (226 KBytes)

A GUI (Graphical User Interface) enhancement that allows the user to place an Animated Cursor or Icon of their choice in the System Tray (Near the Clock). Their are 49 Animated LavaLamp's created by RodregoWare and availible for download from our site, for use with Tray Icons. Tray Icons can also be set to launch a user-specified program or file, when clicked on.

 

Trick│ - Version 3.0 

Published by Jameson Blandford  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Trick│ (18 KBytes)

A program that will make you scared and mad! It is like catch the button and many other programs combined. It is fun! Just try! Point shortcuts at it for programs used often by other people and watch them freak out!Requires the VB 5.0 Runtimes.

 

Up Side Down: Rotate your screen 180 - Version 1.0 

Published by Peter Schmidt  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Up Side Down: Rotate your screen 180 (1 KBytes)

UpSideDown rotates your screen by 180░ . This tool has no particular use but is designed for fun and to surprise your colleagues by simulating a 'broken' monitor. Not a must-have tool, but a must-see.

 

Wasted Time - Version 1.0 

Published by Joey Richey  Platform Win 95 
Wasted Time (172 KBytes)

Wasted time is a cool little program that shows how long you have spent (wasted) in Windows. The main display window breaks the time into days, minutes, and seconds. The program does not have to be run continually either to keep acurate. You can start it, then close it, open it back up and it keeps track of the time inbetween. It takes up very little processor usage--less than 1% on my P100! And best of all, this program is absolutely !FREE!

 

Wheel 'O' Yum Supreme - Version 1.1 

Published by David Renteria  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Wheel 'O' Yum Supreme (1593 KBytes)

This is the NEW AND IMPROVED version thanks to popular demand. This is a little silly utility that you willstrangely find yourself using often. It solves an age-old problem. Where are you gonna go eat? The new version allows you to chose from different meals, different price categories AND even Email the selection to a group of people.

 

Windows 95 Lite - Version 1.0 

Published by Vladimir Zykov  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
Windows 95 Lite (10 KBytes)

A program that brings up a very convincing dialog box, which says "Your Windows 95 Lite free trial period has expired." Just put it in your victim's startup menu. If yourvictim just recently got a computer with Windows 95, this'll work best. It's very realistic, and will have your panicked victim calling Microsoft tech support!

 

WinEye - Version 3.1 

Published by Daniel Lewin  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
WinEye (608 KBytes)

Fun little program that places two eyes on your desktop that are looking at the mouse cursor. Sometimes the eyes blink. The eyes are hidden automatically if you want to have access to the area on the screen behind them.

 

WinStartup - Version 1.00 

Published by R.J.L. Software  Platform Win 95/98/NT 
WinStartup (161 KBytes)

This program is a MUST for those programs you want tohave launched upon startup of a machine (like many of my joke programs). This program lets you add or remove programs that are to be executed upon startup of Windows95. Great for launching any of my programs.Completely hidden from the Start Menu - Startup Group.Also has command line support for my programs thatrequire command line options to run.

 

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